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	<title>this is the personal weblog of Andy Widodo &#187; jokes</title>
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	<description>Hi I&#039;m Andy</description>
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		<title>Signed for SL Benfica</title>
		<link>http://playgroundpilot.com/archives/2009/signed-for-sl-benfica/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Aug 2009 17:04:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[football]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[SL Benfica have just signed a player from Indonesia. No kidding, it's official as seen on their website.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have just signed for SL Benfica this season.</p>
<p><a href="http://ow.ly/ksBX"><img class="size-full wp-image-465 alignnone" title="Signed for SL Benfica" src="http://playgroundpilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Picture-2.jpg" alt="Signed for SL Benfica" width="480" height="299" /></a></p>
<p><small>Seriously, they need to fix this soon</small></p>
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		<title>Noordin M Top Seharusnya Mati di Atap Rumah</title>
		<link>http://playgroundpilot.com/archives/2009/noordin-m-top-seharusnya-mati-di-atap-rumah/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Aug 2009 21:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Noordin M Top berdasarkan primbon nama sebenarnya harusnya mati di atap rumah]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ciri-ciri kematian Noordin M Top berdasarkan primbon nama sebenarnya harusnya mati di atap rumah:</p>
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<li>Kalau mati di kamar mandi = Noordin M Pup (mesti ini ni orangnya yang kemarin katanya ketembak di WC)</li>
<li>Kalau mati di kolam = Noordin M Pang</li>
<li>Kalo mati pas clubbing = Noordin M Club or M bassy</li>
<li>Kalo mati di Taman Lawang = Noordin M beeeerrr kali yee&#8230;.</li>
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<p><small>*ini post numpang beken aja benernya kali yak ;))</small></p>
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		<title>Crazy Facts</title>
		<link>http://playgroundpilot.com/archives/2009/crazy-facts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:26:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[facts]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you know? The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet, a pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes, banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour, starfish have no brains, and more :)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Got this from my mail inbox, I think it&#8217;s worth a laugh&#8230;or two.</p>
<ul>
<li>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.<br />
<small><em>(Hardly seems worth it.) </em></small></li>
<li>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.<br />
<small><em>(OMG!!)</em></small></li>
<li>A pig&#8217;s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.<br />
<small><em>(In my next life, I want to be a pig&#8230;)</em></small></li>
<li>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.<br />
<small><em>(Don&#8217;t try this at home, maybe at work&#8230;) </em></small></li>
<li>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male&#8217;s head off.<br />
<small><em>(Honey, I&#8217;m home. What the&#8230;?!!)</em></small></li>
<li>The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It&#8217;s like a human jumping the length of a football field.</li>
<li>The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.<br />
<small><em>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) </em></small></li>
<li>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.<br />
<small><em>(I still want to be a pig in my next life&#8230;quality over quantity) </em></small></li>
<li>Butterflies taste with their feet.<br />
<small><em>(Something I always wanted to know.)</em></small></li>
<li>The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.<br />
<small><em>(Hmmmmmm&#8230;&#8230;) </em></small></li>
<li>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.<br />
<small><em>(If you&#8217;re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)</em> </small></li>
<li>Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.<br />
<small><em>(Okay, so that would be a good thing)</em></small></li>
<li>A cat&#8217;s urine glows under a black light..<br />
<small><em>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) </em></small></li>
<li>An ostrich&#8217;s eye is bigger than its brain.<br />
<small><em>( I know some people like that.) </em></small></li>
<li>Starfish have no brains.<br />
<small><em>(I know some people like that too.) </em></small></li>
<li>Polar bears are left-handed.<br />
<small><em>(If they switch, they&#8217;ll live a lot longer) </em></small></li>
<li>Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.<br />
<small><em>(What about that pig??)</em></small></li>
</ul>
<p>Now that you&#8217;ve smiled at least once, it&#8217;s your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle..</p>
<p>In other words, send it to everyone !<br />
(and God loves that pig!)</p>
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		<title>Kick This</title>
		<link>http://playgroundpilot.com/archives/2008/kick-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:46:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[flash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[game]]></category>

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How far you get?
Edited @ 2200hrs : Game ini ga tau kenapa udah ga ada lagi di url di atas. Mungkin karena semua orang pingin nendang pantat si Roy™ trus trafficnya pictogame naik gara-gara game ini, dan diapus sama pihak pictogame sendiri..mungkin juga si user pemilik game ini sendiri yang menghapus&#8230;atau mungkin saja si Roy™ [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.pictogame.com/game.php?game=sUlNRtj1JLvN"><img class="imgpost" title="Kick This" src="http://playgroundpilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/kick1.jpg" alt="Kick This" width="400" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>How far you get?</p>
<p><small>Edited @ 2200hrs : Game ini ga tau kenapa udah ga ada lagi di url di atas. Mungkin karena semua orang pingin nendang pantat si Roy™ trus trafficnya <a href="http://pictogame.com">pictogame</a> naik gara-gara game ini, dan diapus sama pihak <a href="http://pictogame.com">pictogame</a> sendiri..mungkin juga si user pemilik game ini sendiri yang menghapus&#8230;atau mungkin saja si Roy™ nyuruh bawahannya buat minta <a href="http://pictogame.com">pictogame</a> ngapus game ini..eahueaheheheuaeh<br />
</small></p>
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		<title>Celebrity Lookalike</title>
		<link>http://playgroundpilot.com/archives/2007/celebrity-lookalike/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Apr 2007 18:57:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>andy</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[onlinequiz]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Berdasarkan foto paling aktual :
 
huahuahuahua :p
]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Berdasarkan foto paling aktual :</p>
<p><a title="MyHeritage - share black and white photos with facial recognition technology" href="http://www.myheritage.com"><img class="imgpost" src="http://playgroundpilot.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/333332_341474c6372264glq7k549.JPG" alt="MyHeritage" /> </a></p>
<p>huahuahuahua :p</p>
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