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Footballers on Facebook

andy — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 14:41:02 +0000

This is what would happen if football players and football managers were on facebook and became friends to each other.

Arsene Wenger is not worried about his lack of transfers this summer as he has internal solutions 1 hour ago
Alexandre Song Billong likes this
Abou Diaby likes this
Denilson likes this

Craig Bellamy has joined the group Money is ruining football!
Benjani Mwaruwari likes this

Steven Gerrard hopes his ‘groin’ injury clears in time for Sunday
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Ben Foster Ditto

Joleon Lescott became a fan of money.
Gareth Barry likes this

David Moyes is skint
Mark Hughes likes this

Alberto Aquilani Oh no! I’ve just had my new house robbed!!!
Steven Gerrard, Jerzy Dudek, John-Arne Riise, Lucas Leiva, Dirk Kuyt, Peter Crouch, Jose Reina and Daniel Agger like this

Marcus Bent is looking forward playing at OT on Sunday
Sir Alex Ferguson likes this

Noordin M Top Seharusnya Mati di Atap Rumah

andy — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 21:21:03 +0000

Ciri-ciri kematian Noordin M Top berdasarkan primbon nama sebenarnya harusnya mati di atap rumah:

Kalau mati di kamar mandi = Noordin M Pup (mesti ini ni orangnya yang kemarin katanya ketembak di WC)
Kalau mati di kolam = Noordin M Pang
Kalo mati pas clubbing = Noordin M Club or M bassy
Kalo mati di Taman Lawang = Noordin M beeeerrr kali yee….

*ini post numpang beken aja benernya kali yak ;))

Kick This

andy — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 09:46:11 +0000

How far you get?

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Mobile Phone Joke

andy — Mon, 19 Mar 2007 14:24:45 +0000

I read this some times ago in Reader’s Digest, this was on ‘Life’s Like That’ reader’s section, and I think it’s worth a laugh :

“My sister isn’t good with gadgets so when she mastered her first mobile phone,she proudly sent this text message to her daughter :
‘Betyouareamazedthatimanagedtosendyouthistextallihavetodonowisworkouthowtogetspaces’”

hauahahauahauhahuahahaha….

Google 1960

andy — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 04:50:44 +0000